Funny Letter To Dad

Subject: Funny Letter To Dad Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:59 am

Okay i was 14 when i found this. My PSHE teacher showed me it and i left it on my bed one morning for my dad to read.....

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Helen because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Helen and she is so nice to me. I know when you meet her you’ll like her too – even with all her piercings, tattoos, and tight leather clothes. But it’s not only the passion Dad, She’s pregnant and Helen said that she wants to have the baby and that we can be very happy together. Even though Helen is much older than me (anyway, 24 isn’t so old is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way of our relationship, don’t you agree?
Helen has a great CD collection; she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true she has other boyfriends as well but I know she’ll be faithful to me in her own way. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.
Helen taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and she’ll be
growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Helen can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m nearly 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your loving son,

Chad.

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the james’s house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report
card that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is
safe for me to come home. I love you !

LOL!. i dint dare come home after i left this on my bed. my dad was fuming.