a funny email my mrs sent me and i thought id share it with you guys too

You know you play too much Call of Duty when...

-You hit the deck and yell "GRENADE!!!" when you hear something fall next to you
-You yell to your coworkers "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when you run out of staples
-You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb diffused. Good job team"
-Whenever you see someone standing on a roof, you think to yourself "f*** glitcher"
-You cook everything you throw for at least 2 seconds
-Whenever you hear a helicopter, you wonder whose it is
-You see a soldier on TV has a M203 attached to his M16; you immediately turn it off because he is a n00b
-You run for cover whenever you hear a helicopter
-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
-You finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"
-You hold your breath to steady your pencil when writing
-You’re afraid that the UPS guy is planting C4 at your door step
-You see a camera flash and you hit the floor
-You yell "FRAG OUT" when throwing a snowball
-You yell "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when filling up the Xerox machine
-You hear "damn- We just got our asses kicked" inside your head when you fail a test
-You avoid staircases because you’re afraid of claymores
-You avoid driving near churches because they are good sniper spots
-Whenever someone has a coughing fit, you get into a defensive position because tabun gas cant throw itself
-You run to cover and fear artillery when you hear a whistle
-You say to your girlfriend "outstanding marine! Out f*** standing" after having sex
-You hear dogs barking and in your head you hear "Our hounds will tear zem to SHREDS!!!"
-You yell "CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE" when entering a supermarket
-You subconsciously include Call of Duty phrases like "Rodger" in everyday conversation
-You have to restrain yourself from knifing someone walking out of an airplane bathroom
-You jump off of a 10 story building because f***, you have commando pro
-You give all foliage a second glance because maybe it’s a ghillie
-You walk outside and say "ooohh I haven’t played this map before"
-You’re at a party and you think to yourself "one grenade in that room and ill definitely get a harrier"
-When you’re at a golf course you sprint to a flag, hit the deck and yell "SECURING CHARLIE"
-You scan high rise buildings for snipers
-You see an airplane in the sky and you yell "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
-You look out of a window and think "damn this is a great sniper spot"
-You see someone get hit by a car and say "tango down"
-someone walks through the door during dinner and you throw your knife at them
-You can’t stand playing hide and seek because it promotes camping
-You crouch in a corner and pull out a laptop hoping to get some kills with a predator missile
-You’re thankful that UPS doesn’t need red smoke to deliver packages
-You duck tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies
-You put duck tape on a rock, throw it at someone and yell "STUCK +100"
-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT’S ALL OVER"
-You go to a gun store and ask if you can have the akimbo attachment
-You have an uncontrollable urge to knife caged chickens at the market
-You refer to the bus stop as LZ and DZ
-Your friend comes to pick you up and just as he is about to turn onto your street he says "hammer 3-4 this is big bird we're at bingo fuel" and turns around
-You have secret code names for your teachers such as Makarov or Sheppard
-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out
-You see a girl skipping and say to yourself, "she’s lagging"
-You reffer to your friends by their gamertags

i had a laugh at it. lol

hahaahha

Funnie as,


haahahahahahha

I wana Meet ur Mrs - she seems like a nice person



cheers,
momo

Damn!!!! you beat me to it! i was gonna copy paste it from your site

i laughed so hard when i saw this!!!

I told everyone at school LOL.

LOL this is fucking amazing...
ill tell ma friends
write more of these jokes

Mouhaha very very funny

Faster

LoL, that's hilarious!!
I've found myself doing a couple of those things though... i'm not proud about it

lol thx for sharing it with us

LOL i read this later ween i get my computer becase cant be long on mum computer

lol hhaha, I laughed the crap outta me.
Me and a friend of mine always say things while we're riding to school like;

'roger'

and

'you got permission to engage the vehicle. I repeat; You got permission to engage the vehicle.'
'Roger that.'

and once I bought myself something at a shop and this woman almost ran in to me and I was
like standing still, no movement and said; 'Kaboom' and I laughed the crap outta me when I
said that cuz I didnt even relised I said that, lolz.

hahaaahha lmfao thats mad i was laughing nonstop when i heard the second one then i just kept reading them and kept laughing

lmao!!!... some of those are a little extreme but that's what makes it soooo funny (like the second one)

hahaah, awesome

omg ! so funny :'D

how do you think of these things !!!!!!